We managed to get past the anniversary of 9-11 without being
attacked by al Qaeda or any other mysterious terrorists; the
only terrorist act marking the occasion was the reappearance of
part-time TV star Osama bin Laden with a new wardrobe and a
little bit of shoe polish on his trimmed beard. It was
impossible, however, to escape the onslaught of our own news
media waxing dramatic about the sixth anniversary of that
infamous date. I heard one talking head refer to September 11,
2001, as "the day that divided modern history into before
and after," and that started me thinking about exactly what
has changed in the past six years. I concluded that, for most of
us, little has changed in day to day life. Most of the changes
are in our minds; maybe we see things in a different light, but
we still go about the same business in the same ways.
First change: The U.S. picked a big fight on the other side
of the world, ostensibly to depose a cruel and corrupt dictator.
That goal was accomplished in a matter of days, and the acting
commander in chief actually proclaimed victory, but after
consulting with the people who really make the decisions, he
allowed as how the troops might have to stay on for awhile. Now
we send our kids off to eat dust and shrapnel on the multiple
fronts of a civil war which Saddam Hussein kept on a low simmer.
With the US military on the scene, it’s a constant boil with
no end in sight.
The perpetual war isn’t working quite like George Orwell
envisioned, however, because we’re not as fully indoctrinated
as the characters in 1984. Americans are seriously,
flagrantly and easily duped by just about any bandit with a half
coherent sales pitch, but a spark of independence remains, and
that spark may be our only hope in this post-9-11 state of mind.
All that jingoistic indoctrination about liberty and freedom,
Yankee ingenuity and the American spirit still flickers in a few
places.
The other big change is the greatest challenge to that spark.
Call it Homeland Security for convenience. By definition,
Homeland Security is just a federal bureaucracy which pulls the
19 known federal entities which employ spies together under one
administrative umbrella. The existence of Homeland Security, per
se, is not the threat. The danger lies in that state of
constant fear ignited by 9-11 and shamelessly promoted by the
current caretakers of the White House. If we don’t fight it
out in Iraq, we’ll have to fight it out on our own shores.
That’s what we’re supposed to believe, but the obvious
unpopularity of the Bush Gang and its war is ample evidence of
that independent streak. Even the hard core war mongers, John
McCain’s voters, have to admit that it never was about Saddam
Hussein and it never was about terrorism. Everyone knew all
along that it was and still is the oil.
So let’s say you actually believe its okay for the US to
invade and occupy Iraq to get the oil. How’s that working out
for you? Americans measure all things concerning petroleum
products by one standard–the cost at the pump for a gallon of
regular. That measurement hasn’t changed, and it wouldn’t
change even if all the oil in Iraq was pumped into barrels and
stacked in warehouses in New Jersey. But so what? Maybe its
stolen oil, and maybe we’re being gouged on the price, but the
consequences of not having it are even worse. We’re gas
junkies. We know it’s killing us and we ought to quit, but
detox is really scary and really expensive. It’s even scarier
since 9-11. Owning the Iraqi oil doesn’t come close to easing
that fear in the back of our minds. All the homeland security in
the world can’t stop suicidal fanatics from blowing us to
pieces a few at a time. That fear has led us to quietly accept
having our phones tapped and cameras trained on us at all times,
and all the people who live to control and regiment other people
are much bolder now than ever before.
Bin Laden’s latest video was supposed to be scary, too, but
it actually was a bit of comic relief in the middle of the usual
grim news. His spiffed up appearance shows that even a devout
fundamentalist can develop a touch of vanity, especially when he
becomes a world famous villain. I don’t really think this guy
is living in a cave, despite his apparent genius for laying low.
I heard a late night TV comic ask why it should be so hard to
find a 6'7" guy attached to a dialysis machine with a
turban and a ZZ Top beard. Bin Laden’s videos cause me to
wonder if the guy isn’t on the Homeland Security payroll.
Maybe General Petraeus’ speech to Congress wasn’t very
effective, but just in time, along comes Osama to put the fear
of Allah in us. He got his biggest laugh when he suggested that
the solution to the conflicts in the Middle East is for all the
Christians and Jews to accept Islam. Of course everyone who ever
went a little too far in the name their religion has believed
theirs is the one and only true belief, but most of them have
approached it a little more ingeniously than just saying it on
videotape. Catholic missionaries used to visit cultures they
regarded as primitive and hold mass baptisms. Then they’d
splash a little holy water around and say, "Domini,
domini, domini; you’re all Catholics now." The
industrial approach to evangelicism.
The latest war spin from the White House is that The Gang
actually is planning troop reductions in Iraq for next summer.
This teaser coincides with Petreaus’ pitch to Congress that
the war is going well and he just needs more time. Deeper in the
story, you’ll read that the reduction planned for next summer
is simply to bring home the additional 30,000 troops that were
dumped on the sand last January in the "surge." Unless
there’s a surge in that old American independent streak, about
140,000 troops and uncounted mercenaries, which we call
"independent contractors," will continue to hold Iraq
and its oil by the throat until the last drop is drained.
Here’s what passes for the humorous ending this week. When
the Bushwhacker was down in Australia for that Pacific Rim
economic conference last week, the entire cast of a TV comedy
program called The Chaser’s War on Everything decided
to try laying a little satire on the conference and especially
on Bush who is a frequent target on the program. They got a
couple of motorcycles and three limousines adorned with Canadian
flags, got into costume and headed for the conference. They
managed to drive through two security checkpoints before getting
themselves arrested at the third. It’s not known exactly what
sort of skit they intended to perform, and it’s not clear if
these are the same people who earlier announced their intention
to moon the assembled world leaders. It’s too bad Bush has to
live in that bubble. He might have enjoyed the entertainment
down under.