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Sept 5 Commentary "For links to the articles I read on
the air, guest websites, archived shows, my commentaries, and
the text of Mark Stanneart’s latest commentary, visit: www.rabblerousing.org."
: "History's biggest tragedy is not the
violent acts of bad people, but the appalling silence of good
people." ~ Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
first item: well gen petrius has given his report on the
situation in iraq. Do you feel better now? Before we get too
excited, lets keep firmly in mind that gen petrius is in command
in iraq not because he is a great military leader, but because
his predesesor, gen something or other was fired because he did
not report what his commander in chief, king geo the decider
wanted him to report. Gen petrius may be a lacky but he is no
fool. King geo appointed him to mouth the company line, and the
good gen is simply following orders. So toss his report straight
into the scrap bin. He’s doing what he was appointed and
ordered to do, make a really bad scene look tolerable. Some late
nite comedian had it right. He said that king geo waiting for
gen petrius report was about like edgar bergan waiting for a
report from charlie mc carthy. For those of you too young to
know, back in the days before tv, edgar bergan was a famous
ventriloquist and charlie mc carthy was his wooden dummy.
Next item: a listener sent this in. not sure where it
originated or if its accurate. Checked snopes.com and they had
no references. Here tis. You decide. Vice President Cheney has
ordered a "stand-down" of all military aircraft for
September 14th, across the world, in an effort for personnel to
check and test equipment for combat readiness. That means that
if something "bad" were to happen on that day, the US
would NOT be prepared. Why would such a move be publicly
announced? That's like opening your front door and posting a
sign that says--Alarm Off. Burglars Welcome!
The last time this happened was---September 11, 2001. A clue?
Related item: By Lee Rogers - Intel Strike
Contributing Writer The United States Northern Command (USNORTHCOM)
has just announced plans for an anti-terrorism exercise called
Vigilant Shield 08. The exercise which is slated to run from
October 15th to October 20th is described as a way to prepare,
prevent and respond to any number of national crises. The
exercise is simply a test case scenario for the implementation
of martial law. Although the description of the exercise is
disturbing, USNORTHCOM also announced that they are more
prepared for a natural disaster and a terrorist attack after
they used their response to Hurricane Katrina as a test
laboratory. During Hurricane Katrina, authorities violated the
constitutional rights of citizens by stealing people’s
firearms and even relocating people against their will. These
announcements are incredibly disturbing on a number of levels as
the nature of Vigilant Shield 08 and the admission that
Hurricane Katrina was used as a test laboratory shows that the
government is actively preparing the military and government
institutions for martial law.
There is no question that Vigilant Shield 08 is either
government preparation for the implementation of martial law or
a way for criminal elements within the government to distract
emergency responders in order to conduct a false flag terror
attack as a pretext to actually implement martial law and engage
in foreign war. On September 11th, 2001 there were drills run by
NORAD including Vigilant Guardian which served as a way to
ensure that there was no adequate military response to the
hi-jacked planes. A similar scenario unfolding with Vigilant
Shield is not out of the question.
Next item: here is something you might want to get behind. SOCIAL
SECURITY:
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions
during election years.
Our Senators and Congresswomen do not
pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect
from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons
of their rare elevation in society. They
felt they should have a special plan
for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their
own benefit
plan.
since then, no congressperson has felt the need to change it.
After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they
die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living
adjustments..
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives
may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million,
Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275,
000.00 during the last years of their lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two
Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early
age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00.
NADA..! ZILCH...
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them.
You and I pick up the tab for this plan.
The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the
General Funds; "OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK "!
From our own Social Security Plan, which
you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire
(which amount is matched b y our employer). We can expect to get
an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of
$1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal
Senator Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only
one small change were made.That change would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators
and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the
rest of us Then sit back.....And
see how fast they would fix it.
If enough people receive this email, maybe a seed of awareness
will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve. How
many people CAN
you
send this to?Better yet......How many people WILL
you send this to ?
Here is the pledge: I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT
VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE
DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT LEGISLATION removing their present
pension plan and instead placing them on the same social
security system as the rest of us.. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE
STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2008.
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER"
AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. GET A BILL STARTED TO
PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC. SEC. This must be an issue
in "2008".
Next item: More humor out of
wash dc. The govt pretending to represent you has announced that
the Iraqi govt has not met the majority of umpteen or so
benchmarks. Its all bs. The only benchmark they care about is
that the Iraqis have refused to legislate the forfeiture of
their oil rights to American oil companies. The other
benchmarks? Who really cares?
Next item: last weeks bbc news reported that some European
govts are finally gathering the common sense to question that
absurd concept that a terrorist might board an airliner with
liquid explosives in their carry on luggage. This of course is
the rational that prohibits you from taking bottled water and
toiletries in your carry on luggage. It’s a great way to
employ the otherwise unemployable, as they gleefully confiscate
such items, as well as homeland security pretending to actually
be doing something towards limiting terrorist acts. Only two
small problems with this brilliant concept. 1-a terrorist can
put virtually anything they want in their check in luggage
including liquids, and 2- it has been determined by secret and
highly confidential methods that some terrorists pay attention
to these absurd regulations and if they really wanted to blow
themselves up while sitting next to you in an airliner, they
just might use explosives other than liquids disguised as
bottled water and toiletries. Duh. Dum de dum dum.
Homeland security staggers on. they have nothing to do with
foiling terrorists, its all about instilling fear into the
people so they will willingly accept the fascist police state.
Next item: reported in usatoday.com - FDA: Feed no human
threat: Almost 3 million chickens may have eaten feed containing
small amounts of pet food contaminated with melamine, but the
health risk to consumers is minimal, federal officials said
Tuesday. What does it say about this country's homeland security
when I have to take off my shoes to board an airplane or face
getting trundled off by 10 or 15 guards, and yet someone in a
foreign country can introduce literally tons of toxins into our
food supply with no oversight? Why waste billions on a nuclear
program when you could introduce bulk shipments of ricin or
anthrax-tainted rice gluten into our food supply instead, at a
fraction of the cost, and maybe even turn a profit.
Next item: scientists at Hitachi Research Labs in Japan have
devised the smallest RFID tag ever, just 0.05 millimeter by 0.05
millimeter, tinier than a grain of sand. smaller
than the width of a strand of hair. The listener who sent this
in noted that this was small enuff to inject into you mixed into
a vaccination shot. Step right up folks, be the first on your
block to get this neat new vaccination. It will not only protect
you from some sort of illness, it will protect you from privacy.
Would a fascist govt use this new technology as a means to keep
track of its citizens? I report, you decide.
Next item: this from rawstory.com: "Bums for Bush"
protesters won't turn the other cheek
A game group of Australian anti-war protesters are planning a
cheeky protest against a visit by US President George W. Bush --
baring their bottoms in what they hope will be a world-record
moon.
Organiser Will Saunders said the Friday protest was aimed at
lightening the mood in Sydney, a city currently patrolled by
5,000 police and soldiers and divided by a massive steel and
concrete fence ahead of the APEC summit. Police have said they
expect violence during a series of protests against the
Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit which will gather
together 21 leaders from around the world.
"There's this heaviness about the protests,"
Saunders told AFP. "It's hoped to make the point that
protests don't have to be these terribly heavy serious
things." The "Bums Not Bombs" group will
particularly target Bush, whose unpopular war
in Iraq
has been strongly backed by Australian Prime Minister John
Howard. the protest will take place on Friday in Sydney's Hyde
Park, close to where the leaders will be meeting. In a leaflet
to possible supporters, the group calls for 4,000 cheeks -- er,
2,000 people -- to "tell Bush what we really think about
his visit."
Ok, lets lighten up a bit. This from borowitzreport.com:
"Dateline," the NBC newsmagazine which has scored big
ratings for its "To Catch a Predator" investigations,
announced today that it would introduce a new investigative
series this fall, entitled "To Catch a Senator." At a
press conference in New York, NBC News president Steve Capus
said that "To Catch a Senator" would focus the
"Dateline" investigation team’s energies on
"the number one menace in America today: pervy Republican
senators." While he indicated that plans for the program
are still being developed, Mr. Capus said that "To Catch a
Senator" would use an airport bathroom as the nerve center
for its sting operation. Specifically, he said that the program
would deploy "Predator" host Chris Hansen as a decoy
to lure depraved senators into lewd contact. "Chris will be
waiting in one of the bathroom stalls, and when the senator taps
on the wall, Chris will kind of pop out of the stall and start
grilling him," Mr. Capus said. "We’ll nail that
bastard faster than he can say ‘I’m not gay.’" But
even as NBC trumpeted its latest "Dateline" spin-off,
industry insiders wondered whether there would be an adequate
supply of sex-crazed senators to keep the program going for more
than a few episodes. For his part, Mr. Capus brushed off such
concerns, telling reporters, "As long as there are
Republican senators out there who oppose gay marriage, there
will always be plenty of pervs." elsewhere, President Bush
praised Pakistan’s General Pervez Musharraf for agreeing to
stand for election, saying, "If free and fair elections
work in Pakistan, we may eventually try them here."
Also from borowitzreport.com: President George W. Bush
departed from his planned itinerary on Labor Day to make a
surprise visit to reality, later calling the two-hour stop in
the real world "informative." For Mr. Bush, the visit
to reality, while brief, was still significant because it
represented his first visit to the real world since being
elected President in 2000.
"The President has not visited reality the entire time
he’s been in the White House," one aide said. "The
closest he’s come is watching ‘Survivor.’’ "The
President deserves a lot of credit for making this visit to
reality," one aide said. "He doesn’t have a natural
constituency here." On the whole, though, when the
President’s two-hour visit was over, most of his staff seemed
relieved that the potentially perilous tour of reality had
passed without incident. "It’ll be good leaving reality
and going back to Washington," one aide said.
Elsewhere, after a new study showed that only one in 1,000
Americans knows what the First Amendment is, Vice President Dick
Cheney said, "Good, then no one will notice when it’s
gone."
One more from borowitzreport.coml. Hedge Fund Managers
March on Washington. Largest Chauffeur-Driven Protest in Capital’s
History. Demanding further intervention from the Federal Reserve
to protect their endangered fortunes, thousands of the nation’s
leading hedge fund managers marched on Washington today. Dubbed
"The Million Mercedes March," the protest was said to
be the largest chauffeur-driven demonstration in the capital’s
history. Limousines started jamming the streets of Washington at
approximately ten in the morning as irate hedge fund owners
converged in front of the Federal Reserve building to demand
stronger action to protect their imperiled riches. Chanting
"No Rate Cut, No Peace," the furious money managers
were pepper-sprayed by police as their protest threatened to
take a violent turn.
Tracy Klujian, a hedge fund manager from Greenwich,
Connecticut, said that simmering anger in the hedge fund
community was "a powder keg" waiting to explode.
"We have yet to see the ripple effects of this
crisis," Mr. Klujian said. "When these guys have to
freeze their trophy wives’ shopping allowances, there’s
going to be hell to pay." Mr. Klujian’s words seemed
almost prophetic as a mob of angry trophy wives looted a Ralph
Lauren boutique in East Hampton, New York later in the day,
stripping the establishment of its entire fall collection. If
the Fed fails to intervene, Mr. Klujian warned, an ugly
situation among the nation’s wealthiest money managers will
only get uglier. "A lot of these guys are mad as hell right
now," he said. "But wait until they’re down to their
last billion." Elsewhere, FEMA announced that it would
commemorate the second anniversary of Hurricane Katrina by
returning phone calls from 2005.
Next item: Its possible that some listeners may have a bias
against people of the deep south. Therefor I offer the
following, to remind all of us of the incredible politeness
inherent in southern culture. Southerners can be so polite this
reportedly took place in Atlanta Georgia airport air traffic
control tower.
"Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be
Praised.
"Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to
land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you, Atlanta ATC. We are
cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.
Pause: Static...
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air
911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR
AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!! WE are COMING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts and
praise Jesus. Ya'll be careful now and tell Allah
"hey, for us...."
Finally, our nations commentators on hillary clinton: from -
Jay Leno "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most
admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong
and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to
cheat and get away with it."
"Former President Bill Clinton said that if his wife,
Hillary, is elected president, he will do whatever she wants.
You know Bill Clinton -- when he makes a vow to Hillary, you can
take that to the bank."
From david letterman: "Hillary Clinton is the junior
senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her
in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with
only seven commandments."
Quotes:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if
you do, read the newspaper you are misinformed." – Mark
Twain-well, things haven’t changed much have they?
another from twain: No man's life, liberty, or property is safe
while the legislature is in session.
From -G Gordon Liddy A liberal is someone who feels a great
debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with
your money.
this from -Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at
Georgetown University: Foreign aid might be defined as a
transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich
people in poor countries.
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys. -P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
from -Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850) Government
is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live
at the expense of everybody else.
no matter what you think of Ronald Reagan as a president, he did
seem to understand govt. here are 2 quotes from him:
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few
short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate
it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. And: The government is
like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end
and no responsibility at the other. -
Will Rogers on his stage craft: I don't make jokes. I just watch
the government and report the facts. -
it seems that govt has never been highly regarded. This from
-Voltaire, quoted in 1764. In general, the art of government
consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of
the citizens to give to the other.
Edward Langley stated that What this country needs are more
unemployed politicians
and a warning from Pericles (430 B.C.)- Just because you do
not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't
take an interest in you!
and finally, from one of the founding fathers of our country,
-Thomas Jefferson A government big enough to give you everything
you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. Was that
guy tuned in or what?
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